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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:15
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Then came..
Still no good.
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
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